Portland Indymedia Endorses Genital Mutilation Of Heterosexuals!
OK, that headline was a cheap shot. On the other hand, observe. The site they link to actually provides links to interesting information on vasectomies and tying of tubes… but that’s not what I think when I hear the phrase “spay and neuter”.
Here’s the thing: I think the “Spay and Neuter your Heterosexuals” site is a pretty funny idea, although their execution of it is somewhat lacking in subtlety. I imagine the Indymedia folk would roll their eyes and defend the site on the grounds that the heterosexual/pet comparison is an obvious joke, and you’d have to be an imbecile to read it and conclude that the author is calling for people to, well, spay and neuter their heterosexuals. I would agree wholeheartedly with this. And then I would give them a meaningful look and say well, exactly.
How many rape jokes constitute a “barrage” these days?
No mention of tall basketball players at all. The humanity.
I’m just too fucking offended to give a serious reply.
I think there is only one thing that makes the “Spay and Neuter your Heterosexuals” an obvious satire: the lack of Robocop quotes. If Robocop was their spokesman and said “They’ll fix you. They fix everything” then lines would be blurred, feelings hurt and lawsuits filed. And yes, that is an actual Robocop movie quote.