From The “Let Me Taste Your Tears” Desk: International Edition!
I know I’ve been going on about foreign affairs a bit lately, but these elections only happen once every four or five years.
Anyway: I am going to be keeping an eye out for the prose stylings of this Richard Gott fellow from now on.
Blair has followed in [Neville Chamberlain’s] footsteps, and is destined for the same place in history’s hall of infamy. Like Chamberlain, he is an arrogant and God-fuelled appeaser, the unseemly ally of an unbridled country that presents a global threat similar to Germany in the 1930s.
Your eyes do not deceive you: he really did just go there!
The most popular slogan at the moment is “Blair must go”. This simple message echoes across the political spectrum from the Conservative party to Respect, and even into the ranks of Labour itself. It clearly has majority support in the country. Blair is a war criminal who should be locked up behind bars without a vote, not standing for election.
Mmmm. Sweet, delicious tears. Do not be misled by reports of Labour’s “sharply reduced” majority: compared to any British parliament with the exception of the last two, a majority in the sixties is thoroughly convincing.
