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Yup, He Looked Like That Back Then Too

With the rest of the blogosphere already abuzz about John Kerry’s Yale Grades, I’ll stick to making fun of his appearance.


From the image above we can learn a few things:

1) Kerry breathes through his mouth, in fact, he might even be considered a “mouth-breather”

2) He’s always looked like he belonged as part of the Munster or Addams family.

3) In his younger years Senator John “Not Quite As Liberal As Ted Kennedy But Not For Lack Of Trying” Kerry bore a small resemblance to Corky from “Life Goes On”.

4) If you’re going to give an open-mouth smile while having your picture taken, remember to keep your teeth together.

  1. WWB says:

    Um, wait. That’s basically what Ian said. Dammit.

  2. WWB says:

    For what it’s worth, I think most looking at this seem to agree Kerry kept the military records secret at the time because they also contained the Yale transcripts that would have exposed him as a mediocre student just as he was selling himself as more intellectually capable of the job than Bush. Fat lot of good it did him.

  3. Timbo says:


  4. Timothy says:

    Well, to be fair, he was prettier than the staff of the Princeton Tory.

  5. Casey says:

    Has he since changed the part in his hair? I’m pretty sure it’s on the other side now. What a flip-flopper. I thought you had to be cool to get into Skull and Bones.

  6. Michael G says:

    We need this picture associated with a Tater.

  7. Ian says:

    He looks like a member of the Omega house.

    I hope Al Gore has written Kerry a thank you letter for preventing his own campaign from being considered the most inept ever. The records released contain statements from members of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth commending Kerry for his performance. Had he released the records, their accusations against him would’ve been far easier for his campaign to combat. But that was seemingly less important to him than maintaining the appearance of being academically superior to George W. Bush. Pride’s a bitch.

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