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These Tasers Can’t Promise Comfort, But Can Promise Security From Leakers

DPS and EPD both have been looking into adding tasers to their respective force programs. I think I have found the perfect models for them. Check out these new tasers making crimson waves in the blogging world. I think even the female officers will enjoy carrying them.

  1. Blaser says:

    I think they really kill the pitch with “Tampon taser/stun gun to be used for security purposes only or in self defense. It is not intended nor recommended for vaginal insertion.”

    Where’s the fun in that?

  2. Niedermeyer says:

    Two blog posts in two days… where have you been all my life?

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