Yell “O!” Drink. Fornicate.

Our football team deserves our diehard and relentless support, but we need to do it in a way that is merciless and makes for an intrepid reflection for the University of Oregon.

– Bring your Duck ID card and ticket to get into the game, unless you want to be harrased by slump-busters of Crowd Management. Remember, when stubbing friends in, immediately walk out the gate once you have a stamp, lick the entire thing, and press firm and swiftly to the inside of your friends’ wrist.

– Respect all attendees, unless they are wearing enemy colors, in which case barking, insults about their mother and tasteful gestures representing what the Ducks will do to the Trojans on Rich Brooks Field are a few of many ways to show your appreciation for their presence. Families with children attend these games too, so set a good example by cursing loudly and drinking heavily.

– Enjoy the game without alcohol or other drugs, but have one hell of a grand time with them. If you see a disrespectful Trojan fan, please use a near by object to knock him upside the head. Fans behaving inappropriately may be removed from the stadium, lose future ticket privileges, be given a municipal citation, and/or face student conduct charges. But, if throwing a full Dr. Peppers into the visitors section helps the Ducks, go for it and you will be commended for taking one for the team and properly given due justice in the eyes of Puddles.

A message from the OC Editor In Chief.

Go Ducks.

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