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Boo Taylor’s

So it’s the Saturday before Halloween.  Me and my roommates, completely costumed, tried to get into Taylors.  But, because Taylors is the worst bar ever, they were charging a $5 cover.  First, lame.  Second, we just beat USC.  Come on.  Give the drinking public a break.

The other thing that happend was I tried to give out new issues, but no one wanted them.  I guess they are Taylor’s regulars–my bad.  One guy said “I don’t support a military state.”  All I could think was; “yo, neither do we.”  The Oregon Commentator does not support a military state.

Good night, and good luck.

  1. Amy says:

    Not that this is okay, but I paid a $4 cover.

  2. Ossie says:

    Hey Jake, glad to hear you were working overtime. You deserve a raise. Also glad to hear that Taylor’s people have no idea what the Commentator is.

  3. Ian says:

    Why would anyone not looking to get an STD or ambulance ride ever go to Taylor’s?

  4. Timothy says:

    Taylor’s for lunch was okay back in the day, but after dark? Never! This aggression will not stand, man!

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