Boo Taylor’s
So it’s the Saturday before Halloween. Me and my roommates, completely costumed, tried to get into Taylors. But, because Taylors is the worst bar ever, they were charging a $5 cover. First, lame. Second, we just beat USC. Come on. Give the drinking public a break.
The other thing that happend was I tried to give out new issues, but no one wanted them. I guess they are Taylor’s regulars–my bad. One guy said “I don’t support a military state.” All I could think was; “yo, neither do we.” The Oregon Commentator does not support a military state.
Good night, and good luck.

