Ben Westlund: “Jizz Pimp For State Treasurer”
Found in the Willy Week’s “Queerest moments of PDX’s Pride Week 2008” editorial:
10:25 am Sunday: State Senator Ben Westlund tells me he regrets he didn’t wear his “Jizz Pimp for State Treasurer” tee.
Wow. Of course, Westlund might be referring to his former job as a bull semen collector and not his affinity for man chowder. In any case, I would vote for Westlund hands down if he actually has a shirt that says “Jizz Pimp for State Treasurer.” In fact, that should be his slogan. Imagine it – bumper stickers, billboards, yard signs, television ads.
Hat tip to NW Republican.
He’ll probably win. Not because of the shirt, but because his opponent is considered “stodgy”.