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Pesky Rules

What happens when an influential Senator dies and the law says that he can’t be replaced without holding a special election? Just get rid of the law, which your party put in place back in 2004 to prevent the rival party from potentially taking a vacated Senate seat, so you can appoint this guy to the seat and have 60 “aye”‘s when it’s time to vote on health care:

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  1. Vincent says:

    EARTH HAS 4 CORNER
    SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY
    TIME CUBE
    IN ONLY 24 HOUR ROTATION.
    4 Corner TIME, CUBES EARTH.

  2. CJ Ciaramella says:

    your word literate is stupid. Books are meaningless until you realize the four-sided nature of reality.

  3. Vincent says:

    More like “imagine time cube, but less literate.”

  4. Danimal says:

    can’t.

  5. Timothy says:

    Dan – Imagine time cube, now make it crazier.

  6. C.T. Behemoth says:

    I’m looking at ALL of you. No…wait, I’m looking at a computer screen. Hmmm, yeah, I’ll have to get back to you.

  7. Danimal says:

    Awww, what’d she say? What’d she say?

    {Note: I don’t really want to know up to the point of having you email it to me.}

  8. Vincent says:

    No, Diane. Your rambling screed was, in fact, completely off-topic and in response to a weeks-old article. If you check your inbox, I’m sure you will be delighted to find my reply to you.

    In the future, please refrain from using our comments section as an alternative to the Eugene Weekly’s letters page.

  9. d. devillers says:

    I’m looking at you too, of course my email will be moderated because its off topic now thats funny, it is only a conflict to your obviously intolerant publication.

  10. Timothy says:

    To Whom It May Concern (d. devillers I’m looking at you):

    Look up the OC email the next time you want to send something like that. Moderated for off topic/rambling/incoherence.

    –The Management.

  11. Vincent says:

    Thanks for that insightful contribution.

  12. Orev says:

    F’ing Michael Dukakis. Bunch of pansy liberals that can’t see two inches in front of their own nose. Now we know where Kerry got his flip/flopping from.

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