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Sustainability Shmushtainability


I was walking past the amphitheatre today when I noticed a university employee cleaning up gutters and sidewalks with a leafblower. Now the University of Oregon recently received a “B” on a fake “sustainability report card” by a group no one cares about.

I’m just wondering where the gas-powered leafblower fits into all this. Hasn’t anyone ever heard of a rake?

Conversely, I’m wondering how the universities who did poorly on their fake “sustainability report card” get rid of their leaves every fall.

My guess?


  1. Vincent says:

    Sweet, bro.

  2. PHIL says:

    HAHAHAHA!!!! Me and all my guy friends think your sooooo funny man!!!!!! SO FUNNY!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! You kill me. DANE IS THE MANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Amazing says:


  4. Stachelrodt says:

    would you rather they used electricty created by coal? or perhaps all the Lovechild Moonbeams should come out and play their flutes in order to summon the fey folk of the woods to clean up the leaves. Dunno i guess i have a hard time blaming people for being realistic.

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