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What to do, what to do…

Passing by a tour group yesterday, I heard the guide mention that he didn’t know what was planned for Mac Court after the glorious Phil Knight Immortal Arena is finished. Evidently, they plan to renovate the structure for architecture classes or some such nonsense, but I think I have a few better ideas:

  1. The Phil Knight Memorial Casino! Come spend your hard earned social security check on craps, blackjack, and slots! We’ve zoned the PKNC off of University property so we can serve drinks now!
  2. Home base for GI Joe. With a few renovations, the court can act as a hanger.
  3. Missile silo.
  4. The Phil Knight Memorial Rollercoaster and Water Park! Get dished then come and get soaked!
  1. Sophay says:

    I vote for #4

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