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2 Brief Things to Mention About Alcoholic Beverages

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Ingredients for my self-concocted “Russian Roulette”:

4 Shots of Vodka (Smirnoff is sufficient)

1 jar of Pickle Juice

2 Tablespoons of Anti-Freeze

See who blackouts/dies first!

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Appropriate Names for Alcoholic Weekdays:

Thirsty Thursday

Fucked-up Friday

Smashed Saturday

Soused Sunday

Mixed-Drink Monday

Trashed Tuesday

Wasted Wednesday

Obviously.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, October 27th, 2010 at 16:30 by C.W. Keating and is filed under Booze, Crazy, Die., Snark. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

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