Generic “Michael Jackson Not Guilty” Headline
Generic statement expressing outrage for or renewed confidence in justice system. Generic second statement expressing support for Jackson or the boy and his family. Generic third statement linking to gleeful news story. Generic closing statement urging mainstream news sources to start focusing on stories that have nothing to do with perverted celebrities or missing white girls.
Latest word out of Iraq is that Saddam Hussein wants to be tried in California.
Generic outraged comment!