The Oregon Commentator Approves This Development; Can’t Afford It
Sam Adams has come out with a beer, “Utopia“, boasting 25% alcohol content by volume:
Marketed as an ideal after-dinner tipple, the strong, rich, dark drink is not carbonated and features four types of hops which give it an earthy, spicy, herbal taste… [S]moked malts add an amber color, and a variety of yeast were used during fermentation, including the same yeast used in champagne. As a result, the slightly fruity brew has a sweet, malty flavor that resembles the deep, rich grape taste of a vintage Port, fine Cognac, or old Sherry.
Alas, it’s $300 a bottle. Anyone want to buy 30 or so Sudsy shirts so the Commentator staff can pay for a bottle?
R.I.P. Orwellduk.
orwellduk has just realized algore’s internet is making him a cyborg/hybrid. Therefore must retire. So signing off emailand and blogs permanently. You-owe-just sue it!
“3. To rub your genitals on someone
According to Urban Dictionary, “churtle” means
1. One who exhibits the qualities of both a chicken and a turtle.
2. A male giggle, since only girls “giggle.” A masculine giggle
3. To rub your genitals on someone’s stomach.
God, I love web 2.0.
“Churtle” is not a word. A wordsmith you are not.
I wanna get trashed before Tuesday night.
If anyone has the DIY spirit, here’s an option.
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OC officially not funny or interesting or relevant as of Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeen 2008
as an aside the enema actually made me churtle today. i doubt it will continue to, but I challenge it to do so again.
I still might buy an OC t-shirt
even the staff were able to buy one bottle blackout drew would probably bogart the whole damn thing
Hey, we sold a shirt today, so we’re already 1/30th of the way there!
Heck, each Sudsy shirt equals a bottle. I propose a campus barter system.
True. We could buy a lot more Dogfish Head off the proceeds from 30 Sudsy shirts.
$300? That’s a bit much. You can get Dogfish Head’s 120 minute IPA, which is around 20% ABV for around $9.
That’s a real shame.
Sam Adam’s Utopia have been around for a while, if I can remember right. They used to be cheaper too, around $100 US. Unfortunately, you can’t even buy them in Oregon, due to legal restrictions.