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The Oregon Commentator Approves This Development; Can’t Afford It

Sam Adams has come out with a beer, “Utopia“, boasting 25% alcohol content by volume:

Marketed as an ideal after-dinner tipple, the strong, rich, dark drink is not carbonated and features four types of hops which give it an earthy, spicy, herbal taste… [S]moked malts add an amber color, and a variety of yeast were used during fermentation, including the same yeast used in champagne. As a result, the slightly fruity brew has a sweet, malty flavor that resembles the deep, rich grape taste of a vintage Port, fine Cognac, or old Sherry.

Alas, it’s $300 a bottle. Anyone want to buy 30 or so Sudsy shirts so the Commentator staff can pay for a bottle?

  1. Vincent says:

    R.I.P. Orwellduk.

  2. orwellduk says:

    orwellduk has just realized algore’s internet is making him a cyborg/hybrid. Therefore must retire. So signing off emailand and blogs permanently. You-owe-just sue it!

  3. Kai Davis says:

    “3. To rub your genitals on someone

  4. Jake says:

    According to Urban Dictionary, “churtle” means

    1. One who exhibits the qualities of both a chicken and a turtle.

    2. A male giggle, since only girls “giggle.” A masculine giggle

    3. To rub your genitals on someone’s stomach.

    God, I love web 2.0.

  5. CJ Ciaramella says:

    “Churtle” is not a word. A wordsmith you are not.

  6. Concerned Student says:

    I wanna get trashed before Tuesday night.

  7. Kenneth says:

    If anyone has the DIY spirit, here’s an option.

    [Made Clickable]

  8. TedTheTiniestTurtle says:

    OC officially not funny or interesting or relevant as of Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeen 2008

    as an aside the enema actually made me churtle today. i doubt it will continue to, but I challenge it to do so again.

    I still might buy an OC t-shirt

  9. tham says:

    even the staff were able to buy one bottle blackout drew would probably bogart the whole damn thing

  10. CJ Ciaramella says:

    Hey, we sold a shirt today, so we’re already 1/30th of the way there!

  11. Kai Davis says:

    Heck, each Sudsy shirt equals a bottle. I propose a campus barter system.

  12. Vincent says:

    True. We could buy a lot more Dogfish Head off the proceeds from 30 Sudsy shirts.

  13. Sho says:

    $300? That’s a bit much. You can get Dogfish Head’s 120 minute IPA, which is around 20% ABV for around $9.

  14. Vincent says:

    That’s a real shame.

  15. Betz says:

    Sam Adam’s Utopia have been around for a while, if I can remember right. They used to be cheaper too, around $100 US. Unfortunately, you can’t even buy them in Oregon, due to legal restrictions.

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